10 Rape Prevention Tips for Rapists

Are you a rapist? Want to not rape people anymore? Here are ten tips on how to prevent rape from happening!

1. Don't go out alone at night. Or ever. If you're a rapist, you should not go out by yourself. What if you feel the sudden urge to rape someone? Use the buddy system and prevent rape!

2. Cover up. Don't wear clothing that will cause rape. Seriously, if you get turned on by a certain type of clothing, don't wear it! Who's telling you to wear crop tops or shorts? Just throw on a hoodie and prevent yourself from assaulting people.

3. Rape alarms. Carry a rape whistle. If you ever feel like you're about to rape someone, immediately blow on it until someone comes and stops you.

4. Call your mom on the way home. Call your mother! Talking to her will remind of the fact that you can't rape people, I mean, she would not approve of that.

5. Stay away from dim streets. What if you see anyone walking down and decide you want to kidnap/assault them? That would not be good, so stay away!

6. Don't leave your drink unattended. If you're watching someone's drink, and feel the need to spike it, run and get someone to watch it so you don't. You never know when the "urges" might get you.

7. Remember, it's a natural urge. It's a natural urge to want to go for a walk. But it is extremely unnatural to want to violate people while you're out. Don't do it!

8. Don't get drunk at parties. Well, as we all know, drinking causes lowered inhibitions. So just don't drink, otherwise you might rape someone.

9. Don't go asking for it. If you're harassing many people and generally violating them, you're asking to rape them. Just don't do any of it.

10. You can always report. Report yourself as soon as you get any "urges." You never know what will happen, better to be safe than sorry.

Remember, if you don't follow these tips, its your fault. You were asking for a jail sentence and shame. If you ever rape anyone, its your fault. So go out there and don't rape!

If you get sexually assaulted, please call 1-800-656-4673. It's never your fault.

Use your voice and get educated!